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The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity:

For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

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25-man Nax: Halfway Done!

FadedSeraph, Mar 25, 09 12:31 PM.
Good job by everyone that attended!  Thanks to <TheBlackCompany> who we raided with last night as well.  I'll link up the loot later today!

The fall of Kel'Thuzad

Pebkac BSOD, Mar 10, 09 1:45 AM.
We killed him.  It was good.  There was much rejoicing.  Someday we will get a picture and stuff.  It will be good also too.

BSOD Has a New Address!

System, Mar 9, 09 10:13 PM.
BSOD has been upgraded to include a custom domain, and can now be reached directly by going to Please note that there is no WWW in front of the address!

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